Ask an Urban Warfare Specialist

Lieutenant Colonel Henk Veraart (Equipment Specialist, Future Force Warrior, Technology Program Office U.S. Army, Natick Soldier Center) held an informal Q&A session with students following his career-day presentation at Buffalo’s Lake Effect High School. The following are selected excerpts from that exchange.

It’s uncanny, but my mom and dad always give me the same answer. How can you explain this?
Operations can suffer when there is a lack of continuity in the senior command structure.

Whenever my relatives come over, why is there always a lot of arguing?
Lines of command and control are often unclear and/or conflicting in urban operations, especially when police and military units are intermingled.

Does it really matter that I’m getting mixed messages from my girlfriend?
Affirmative. Clear rules of engagement are essential in urban combat situations.

Why do you think so many of our teachers resign?
The tempo of operations in an urban environment is so intense that personnel tend to “burn out” quickly.

I think my math teacher is messing with my head. Could this be?
Affirmative. Psychological operations are a key element of any military operation in an urban environment.

Why do you think the principal always insists we clear the halls ASAP?
The large-scale movement of urban non-combatants can significantly hinder military operations.

How come the school board decided to build a reflecting pool in front of the school, rather than the parking lot the students requested?
Amphibious operations can have an important role in urban warfare, especially in achieving tactical surprise.

Why are there so many teacher aides?
Small unit leadership, especially at the junior non-commissioned officer level, is critical to tactical success in urban operations.

Why have backpacks been prohibited?
The Soldier’s load must be dramatically reduced because urban warfare requires greater individual agility and stamina.

Published in:  on November 25, 2007 at 1:16 pm Leave a Comment

Haiku

On the Street
Come the next full moon
They’ll be evicted and broke
Darkness will descend

Death by a Thousand Cuts
The Constitution
Is just a piece of paper
Said the president

Goddamn You, David Lynch, for Your “Mulholland Dr.”
Six viewings later
Betty, Rita, the blue box
Struggling but clueless

Trek Mates
Recently divorced
She decided she needed
Fellow travelers

Her trip back from hell
Would be especially hard
If made on her own

Her therapist said
“You must embrace your problems”
Whatever that means

First stop, the dog pound
For a pair of pups she named
“Issues” and “Baggage”

Axes of Weevils
Jiminy Cricket
Swears that his cousins have them
Tiny little tools

The Dyslexic Day Laborer
He rarely gets picked
Because his sign makes no sense
He “Will Fork for Wood”

The Times They Need a-Changin’
I miss Bob Dylan
And the culture that shaped him
I miss my country

Warrior
Part of her doubts it
That she can beat the demons
Within and without

But she moves ahead
Through the storms that rage daily
By her iron will

She fights through it all
For herself and her daughter
She won’t be denied

A force of nature
Is one way to describe her
My warrior friend

Inventors of the Wave, Yankee Stadium, July 4, 1947
When the Rockettes stood
They did so as if on stage
One by one in turn

Others followed suit
Around “the House that Ruth Built”
And they raised their arms

The teams stood in awe
As they were thus encircled
By the new sports Wave

At The Ships Tavern, Briefly
The horny couple
Placed their soft shell crab order
Then raced home to bed

The Autumn of Your Life
Don’t despair seniors
The long-term effects of drugs
Are now no concern

Sentence Deconstruction
Oh.My.God.So.Wrong.
Internet.E-mail.Spawned.It.
Editors.Aghast.

Imbalance
Job, home, and wife gone
At the root of this downfall
Feng shui by a fraud

Watch Your Step, Old man
Crunching underfoot
The octogenarian’s
Last cicada swarm?

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Needed: Break Room for Employees

A bit of advice to my Giant supermarket: It’s not the best idea to have your checkout people take their lunch break on a bench directly in front of the growing lines caused by registers being shut down.

Published in:  on November 11, 2007 at 3:30 am Leave a Comment