Fat Pants

In a recent conversation with my friend Joanie, I was bemoaning the fact that I’ve gained enough weight — and girth — so that I have maybe one pair of slacks that actually fit me.

She clued me into a concept, she says, that is familiar to most women: fat pants (or dress, skirt, etc.). Their use is obvious.

So off to Macy’s I went this morning for mine.

I’m an average size guy, about six feet tall and one hundred and something unmentionable pounds.

There was not a single pair of slacks with the desired waist size. Bigger and smaller, but not what I needed.

I guess it’s true about the U.S. obesity epidemic.

We are indeed what we eat.

Published in:  on January 12, 2008 at 6:45 pm Leave a Comment

Irresolute

Twelve days into the new year, and I am reminded why I have not — for years — made New Year resolutions.

Thoughts regarding diet, smoking, doing more or less of this, that, and the other have barely crossed my mind.

The year will be tough enough without having started it facing my lack of will power.

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