The manager sends the team the following email:
Subject: Working from home in AM tomorrow
I have an Orthodontist appointment for my daughter at 10:30, she is getting new braces so about a 2 hr appt. I will be working from home in the morning and will be back in the office around 1:00.
The production guy responds:
Woo hooo. I’m bringing the keg!!!
The manager responds:
Hum! I’m still here and have not signed off yet.
The manager’s admin. assistant finishes the conversation:
LOL!!
Shortly after I started dating Maggie, we went swimming in a lake not far from her place.
After our swim we walked over to her car in the parking lot.
While I was getting in on the passenger side, Maggie—standing between the open driver side door and the driver seat—reached under her billowy, floral-print cotton summer dress and removed her panties, placing them in one of the pockets on the front of the dress.
In that brief 12 seconds, Maggie telegraphed that my life would never be the same again.
